March 2011
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Exactly what army was Lt. Surge supposed to be a part of?
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Why is it that whenever I end up finding the original Star Trek being re-aired, it’s the “space hippie” episode?
Poor Mr. Chekov.
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What would you do with a Buddhist Klingon?
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Would you let Gary Oldman be your spirit animal?
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Do you think anyone in our society actually *holds* power?
Maybe they just prod at it with cotton swabs every once in a while.
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I was thinking of rewatching Terminator, and then I was all “Skynet? Screw that, I’d rather go play MGS4” … Wait.
So I’ve been wondering…
Patriots > Skynet? Patriots < Skynet? Patriots = Skynet, but their robots go moo?
What happens when a vegan becomes a zombie?
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Would there be fewer DUIs if more bartenders were secretly police officers?
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One time, growing up, I asked my father for a peanut butter, banana, pickle and mayonnaise sandwich.
That was a good life lesson: sometimes you DO get what you ask for.
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I’ve found there are very few homeless people who ask for the time.
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Is it bad to want an LDS book just to have Trey Parker and Matt Stone sign it?
Yes. Yes it is.
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If Jesus could walk on water as well as change water into wine, is there a joke in there about finding a good port?
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I looked in my notes the other day and found something simply stating “half-buffalo rectangle.” Now, I know there was supposed to be some sort of deep or avant-garde purpose to that, but as it stands… What?
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Sometimes I like to think that the apple wasn’t in the Pirates of the Caribbean script and Geoffrey Rush just likes apples.
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Patience is a virtue, you know. Jafar should’ve just started funding a lamp cleaning business and given a bit of money to the poor street rat after “accidentally” knocking him in the mud, telling him to “clean up that nice trinket.”
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Why is gas charged “and 9/10 of a cent” as well as the regular price? At this point, rounding to the nearest penny is the least of our worries.
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Would it be a good idea if Snake, Jecht, Master Chief, and Marcus Fenix all got together to form a barbershop quartet?
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Who would be the bass?
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Do you ever wonder what scrambled eggs taste like with chocolate? Will you wonder *now?*
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First born
Say the standard asking price for something is “your first born.” Now say you need two of that something…
Opening
Hello. This is where I’m going to be putting my various thoughts and whims for a while. I do hope to entertain.
